I chew on straws, but not guacamole. I work full time as a DSP for individuals with intellectual disabilities, and part time at a local organic farm with plans to start one of my own within 2 years. I think Kill Bill is underrated. I wear size 8.5 shoes and can’t walk in heels. I curse like a sailor and cook like Emeril. Escalators make me nervous. I was born on Monday, July 30, 1990 at 4:54 am. I abhor the cold, yet take great pleasure in snowboarding. If I could be a super hero I would be Spiderman. I prefer Iowa to Hawaii. My companion animal is a Dogo Argentino/Pitbull named Chela. Hiking is my favorite pastime. I could eat Indian cuisine for every meal and be happy. I have never broken a bone or been stung by a bee. Lastly, I’m not really a fan of volleyball.